A Wild Agenda Approaches

When I was twenty, I took a poetry class. This was part of my Diploma in Creative Writing, which I was juggling with a double bachelor (Arts, Science). Creative writing was my outlet. It was a way to be true to my first identity while still studying all the other things that fascinated me, and a way to stay sane.

In the first tutorial, the tutor said, “All poetry is political.”

Frustrated and angry, at the end of the class I instantaneously invented a timetable clash (given that my enrolment spread across three faculties, I was readily believed) and swapped to another class. It was at nine in the morning – not, I feel, the best time for writing or studying poetry, but I felt it was worth it to swap.

All poetry is political, I thought to myself, a little disgusted. Give me a goddamn break.

I was wrong. He was right. It was a matter of concept and definition.

At the time I thought it was a matter of defining poetry, of forcing people to absorb and interpret poetry through a political lense, and I didn’t want to do that. I wanted a kind of innocence to persist there, I suppose. In the end, though, it wasn’t about the definition or understanding of poetry; I actually had that down pretty well.

The problem is the definition of the word political. My understanding of the word politics was, at twenty, terribly naïve. I thought it referred to the people sitting in Parliament House in Canberra, or maybe the tiny politics of the people in charge of the student union at my university. I thought that was what politics meant. I thought it was a wide swathe of –isms, of the kind of cold, large-scale analysis that felt very, very far away to me and the human experience I was wading through.

I’m thirty-three now, and I’m surrounded by people who still think that’s what political means. It’s just politics, people say, and it’s just an agenda.

But it’s not. Politics is, at its heart, about human experience, and about what matters. It’s a struggle for priorities, for recognition.

I’m writing about this now because I’m tired of seeing the almighty commentariat dismissing people with an agenda, or whining about their happy fun pastime being politicised. They say “politicised” like it’s a dirty word, and they usually say it in response to people asking for recognition. For rights. For safety.

I remember when there was a big kerfuffle about the idea that conventions and conferences should have clear harassment policies. This came up because it got to the point where women (among other groups) weren’t comfortable going to a lot of conventions and conferences because of the extraordinarily high levels of harrassment they were facing: being hit on. Being cornered. Being groped. And being expected to just shrug it off, because that’s normal. And some people find it funny.

Bloody feminists, why are you politicising my conventions?

Feminism isn’t just about abstract ideals. These are important to discuss, because they feed down through the readership. People pause and consider and discuss and debate, and either accept or reject ideas. Abstraction helps to make sense of things. In reality, though, it’s also about being able to feel safe in a public space. It’s about saying, “No. You don’t have the right to touch me, or scare me, or bully me, just because that’s normal behaviour for you, and because you think that’s what women should just have to put up with.” It’s about saying, “This is not okay.”

There’s more. Same sex marriage is a good example. People start wailing about having their words and their definitions changed in pursuit of an agenda, as though you could happily substitute the word “agenda” for “ebola” and have no real shift in the level of threat. And yet, the only agenda is recognition and rights and to be treated like everyone else; to not be an outsider in your own society because you happen to be in love with a member of the same sex. The same thing happens with depictions of queer characters in popular TV shows. The commentariat wails about the agenda and the politicisation, and why can’t they have their stories without politics, when all the writers are really saying is, “Queer people exist.” And all queer viewers are saying is, “Gosh. It’s nice to be represented. I… wish that wasn’t a big deal.”

I’m circling around the issue of computer games. I love computer games. I go through obsessive phases where playing games is all I do in my downtime. I love narratives and character and exploring and maps. I’m a bit of a Bioware fangirl. I think that “Beyond Good and Evil” had the best female protagonist of all time. Are computer games fun? Yes. They can be pretty shallow. They can also be art, and great narrative. And it’s been so frustrating to see them fall afoul of some really upsetting sexism. It hurts to be erased from a world, to not ever be there. It hurts to be reduced to eye candy, or a damsel, or a martial arts sex kitten. It hurts to be told “Well, these stories aren’t for you. They’re for straight white men to enjoy, and that’s it. You can’t have any.”

And when you say, “I’d like to be included. Put us in the story. Tell more stories, tell other kinds of stories, there’s a whole world of options!” you get told that you are politicising things, that you’re making everything about politics, about something that is far away and distant and doesn’t matter, and besides, you’re overreacting.

That hurts.

I mean it. Stop it. It hurts.

It’s not overreacting, because what you’re saying when you’re dismissing someone as overreacting, as being political is, “Your story doesn’t matter. Your right to be recognised, to be part of the narrative that we’re in automatically – it doesn’t matter. You are being silly to want that right.”

And what I come back to is this:

It is very easy – very, very easy – to dismiss a problem that you will never have.

I’ll rephrase, just because I think this is so important.

If you will never have a problem, it will seem silly to you.

Just stop, stop and think, that maybe the person speaking to you has a different perspective. Maybe if someone tells you that an experience is upsetting, you should believe them. Maybe if you think something is political, you should be taking a big step back and looking at how you define that word. What does the word political mean to you? Does it just mean things that are far away, that don’t matter, that aren’t personal? Because for some of us, politics and recognition and –isms are very personal indeed. They’re intimate, and painful. They’re our daily lives.

There is very little that is worse than being silenced.

And that is why all our pastimes – our pop culture, our novels, our computer games, our conventions and costumes and parties and comic books – are political.

That is why all poetry is political; because political is personal.

Because it matters when people hurt.

On Febfast and Alcohol: changing the conversation

It’s not just about health.

I feel very strongly about Febfast, even though I myself am not particularly good at fundraising. It’s not because I think that alcohol is The Devil or that people shouldn’t be allowed to have a drink without feeling guilt or woe. It’s not that at all. I am, myself, fond of champagne, a dry chardonnay, and cider (which I am avoiding at the moment more because of its high sugar content than anything else). I am considering cultivating a taste for Scotch. I have been drunk in the past and will, doubtless, be drunk again (or at the very least, tipsy). I don’t mind alcohol as a concept, but the situation is more complicated than that.

Febfast forces you to confront the role of alcohol in our society head-on. When you give up drinking for a month, you suddenly realise not only how many opportunities there are to drink, but how expected it is that you drink. You realise how often you expect yourself to drink. You might come to realise that you rely on alcohol to relax enough to socialise properly (trying to dance sober may be a revelation). You might notice that people start to look at you strangely when you refuse alcohol. If you’re a woman, you may start receiving insinuations about a possible bun in the oven (since, apparently, pregnancy is the only reason you might decide to take it easy for a while). Some people will get quite defensive, even aggressive, as though your decision to not drink means that they’re expected to stop as well (even though it means nothing of the sort). The word “wowser” might make an appearance.

There is a strong social pressure to drink.

“Red wine is good for you!” people will say, having skimmed through some fairly complex research to get to a take-home message which is only very mildly supported.

“Loosen up and have fun!” another person might say, implying – although they do not realise it – that you can’t actually have fun without three cocktails and a whiskey chaser.

“You can absolutely have alcohol with antibiotics!” other will utter in response to your protests, ignoring the fact that, even if this is true*, perhaps putting another stress on your body as you’re fighting off an infection is not the most sensible decision (although: to each their own).

(*this is actually true. There are two classes of antibiotics that are contraindicated by alcohol, and one possible outcome is projectile vomiting. I prefer my stomach acid to remain in that organ. I’m just wacky that way)

People who are drinking seem to have a vested interest in other people drinking, which seems odd to me. The first time I realised this was when I attended a conference during Febfast. The poster night was a particular revelation. Free cocktails everywhere (I should have bought a time out for that).

We normalise and even celebrate heavy drinking, and in turn this can normalise alcoholism. We have a strange shared delusion of what an alcoholic is, and what they look like, and that means that people with very serious drinking problems can easily tell themselves, that they don’t have a problem, because they don’t fit that description. There are really self-aware people in this world; the sort of people who think to themselves: “You know, I’ve been drinking a bottle of red every day, by myself, when I get home. That’s probably not so good,” and they turn it around on their own. That’s excellent, when it happens.

It doesn’t happen for everyone.

Excessive drinking can lead to liver problems. It increases your risk of cancer. It’s not so good for the leetle grey cells, as Monsieur Poirot might say. We all know this, even though some of us get quite cross whenever the information is updated. “How dare you tell me how much to drink! Stop interfering!” says the commentariat, when politely presented with an approximate guideline for alcohol consumption that will statistically reduce their risk of side effects. The fact that they are simply being given the best information to aid in decision making – not a moral judgement, but data – is apparently overlooked.

But it’s not just about health. I said that at the start. Febfast raises money to provide support and help for children and families affected by substance abuse; this money goes to run programs for children to get away from these problems for a while; it goes to helplines, places for people to call when they really need help; and it raises awareness of these problems.

I’m going to paint you a picture now. A hypothetical, that obviously isn’t.

Imagine you’re a teenage girl. Imagine that you live in a slightly remote area, with one single, stressed-out parent. None of your friends live nearby. You’re at school, and then you’re at home, and it’s just you, and this parent, and that’s it. Just you and this one person alone in the mountains. That defines your world most of the time. You’re an adolescent, going through all the normal crap that adolescents go through.

And you begin to form the suspicion, a suspicion that burns in your gut like acid, that this parent drinks too much. Waaaay too much. After a long, stressful day at work (and they are all long, stressful days), the parent comes home and produces some cask wine (cheap riesling). You’re aware that there’s something not quite right about them – that this has always been true – but during the day you can usually reason with them, even if you can’t talk to them the way you’d like to.

When the box comes out, though, the rules change. The game changes entirely. You can’t reason with them. You can’t talk to them. You can’t even be in the room without them starting to yell at you (and say some truly horrible things, things that you know aren’t true but which you internalise anyway, because you’re an adolescent and your undeveloped brain is like a sponge). So you leave the room, and hide in your own space, and even then sometimes they will knock on your door, and on a good day all they will do is say horrible things and shout at you; on a bad day they might hit you in the face, and break your stuff. Sometimes you are called out from your room so that you can be yelled at in a different part of the house. Even when they’re in a good mood, they take on a sort of rambling, cheery madness that is even more frightening than the rage, because you don’t know where it’s going or what it will turn into or how you are supposed to respond.

Sometimes you walk the roads at midnight, because it’s the only way to get enough air in that tiny house.

But that’s not the worst thing. The worst thing is that you are too young to take care of yourself, and there’s nowhere else you can go, and there is one person – just one – in the whole world who is taking care of you. One adult, legally and morally responsible for your well being. You might have friends, you might have other family, but when it comes down to the line, this is what you are stuck with. One person.

And that person is, as near as you can tell, absolutely stark raving bonkers.

If there had been someone to call, that might have made all the difference. If there had been anyone to talk to, to start to say “This isn’t normal… is it?”, that might have changed things. If there had been more support for the parent in question, more awareness of red flags that would suggest that they need help, that might have changed things.

But as a society, we don’t really talk about alcohol. Australia, as a society, drinks too damn much and is too damn defensive about it by half. We give alcoholism a place to hide, to the point where we question if it’s even there. On the one hand, we reduce substance abuse to an issue of willpower, as though only really weak people get caught in that trap, and under those circumstances, who would dare to admit to that problem? On the other hand, we accuse anyone who dares to suggest alcohol should be moderated of being some sort of interfering, busybody fun-police.

We leave people – children – alone in these terrible situations, and if we question whether it’s normal to use alcohol in this way, we become the wowsers. There’s no escape. There’s no way out. There’s just cheap, shitty wine in a box.

This is not something I usually talk about in public, but I know too many people who are uncomfortable with Febfast; who feel uneasy about the idea of raising awareness about substance abuse with this particular substance, and I wish they understood why it is so important to have this conversation. I don’t want people to go through what I went through, and worse than what I went through, because of this idea that everyone’s entitled to a drink. That may be true, but it’s also the language we use to cloak a problem.

Febfast is trying to change the conversation around substance abuse on the one hand, and effect real, practical change for the people who are suffering on the other. It’s fighting an important battle on multiple fronts, and changing lives.

Please donate.

O Bendy Gymster: Toxic Gym Tropes

It’s no secret at all that I love the gym. I am an unashamed gymster. I came to fitness later in life and have been blindsided by the sheer joy of building up the relationship with my body and the things we can get done when we really try.

There’s a lot that I really love about fitness culture. There’s a lot of encouragement, a lot of support, a lot of “I will totally be your spotter, complete stranger, because we share a love of the bench press and this binds us closer.” There’s a lot of numbers and nerdiness and biometric data (often really inaccurate with huge margins of error, but shhhh). The fitness community can be a really joyful and supportive environment.

It can also be really appalling and toxic, and as much as I don’t want to be completely negative, this post really is about the perpetuated ideas that I view with extraordinary distaste.


The response: In a previous post, I made it clear that I dislike this whole concept of the “New you!”, but since that message was hidden down the bottom of the post after my account of the whirlwind training montage that has been the past six months, let me make it clear again:

I think it’s harmful. I think being unkind to the “Old You” is not going to get you far in the long term. Sometimes, when people start exercising and eating better, it’s a temporary health kick. Sometimes it’s a long-term “lifestyle change” (although I feel even that terminology has been semantically polluted, let’s just take it at face value and try not to roll our eyes). Nearly everyone who starts out on a health kick thinks it’s going to be a lifestyle change, so they declare the “New Them!” and quite often they start trash talking the “Old Them!”

The problem is that the “Old Them” has not gone anywhere. Firstly, while the improvement in quality of life is no small thing, getting active and eating healthier food does not change your identity. It is worth it to be kind to that identity, because your sense of self is going to stick with you for the rest of your life. I can certainly think of times in my life that I was less self-aware than I am now, and less considerate, and while I am not proud of those times (and take full responsibility for the consequences thereof), they are still a part of who I am now and the journey towards being a bit more self-aware and considerate. While I want to shy away from memories of myself being an absolute tosser, that would be ignoring the lessons I learnt.

The same goes for times when I was less logical and sensible (not that I’m a paragon now, but we’re talking relative comparisons here), and yes, certainly times when I have been less healthy. Trash-talking the Kate of Poor Lifestyle Choices Past will do me precisely no good now, and could lead me to dismiss the very real achievements I made in other areas at the time. The Kate of Poor Lifestyle Choices Past was, by the way, writing a thesis, and I think that this was a commendable and impressive achievement, and the fact that I wasn’t running three times a week, eating keto and lifting weights in no way diminishes the fact that I wrote a thesis.

This is getting a bit in depth and personal, but it really cuts to the heart of why I hate all this “New You!” bullshit: it encourages you to hate the current or the past self, to dismiss that self, and to emotionally kick the crap out of it, and it means that when you lapse in your current plan (which you will, regardless of whether you maintain it overall in the long term), you will feel like shit. You will feel like you are incapable of change. You will feel that you are trapped in that “Old You” that you have taught yourself to hate, and that will feel dreadful (particularly if you are prone to depression or anxiety).

If you don’t buy into the identity-change crap, when you lapse, you can say, “Oh well, shit happens, we can move forward.” And if you decide that the path you’ve chosen for your health kick is not sustainable, then you can say, “I didn’t mind myself before, and this didn’t work for me,” and, if you feel like it, find something else.

“New You” is a trap. And of course, yes, it’s a trap designed to sell things. No-one is surprised by this.

A better option: I’m thinking that maybe sitting down and thinking about the things you like about the current you or the “old you”. They can be physical things. They can be emotional things. Maybe it’s about being smart or talented or kind or funny, but maybe it’s about being strong or having good posture or being very flexible. Don’t reinvent yourself; instead, think about all those things you like and how you’re taking them with you for the ride. If you’re going to increase your health and fitness, instead of making a “New you”, you’re adding to a list of things you like about yourself.


The response: Oh, shut the fuck up. Pain is your body sending a message to your brain that the current situation is not good. Sometimes, the message is incorrect: maybe you have a pain processing disorder, or some neuropathic condition. Sometimes the message is overstating the case: yes, it feels like your arms will fall off if you do another bench press, but as long as you are maintaining form, you can do it and benefit from it. And sometimes the message is on point: your technique is bad, you’ve buckled your shoulder (me!) or sprained your ankle (me again) or broken your finger (oh wait… me), and you need to address the situation.

Pain is a message. It takes interpretation. Is it a throbbing pain, or a stabbing pain? Is it muscle pain or joint pain? Is it overuse pain? Is it a cramp? Do you need to stop what you’re doing or is it the kind of pain that just means you’ve pushed yourself a little and you’re building muscle or endurance? Learning to interpret pain is an important part of getting to know your body, and most of us start to figure these things out as we grow up.

As a hypermobile person and a redhead, I have some quirks in pain processing which actually mean that – for the most part – I don’t feel enough pain. I don’t get enough warnings from my body. That’s high pain tolerance, but to an extent, it’s also high pain threshold, which is a different thing. The former means I can push harder, but it also means I run a higher risk of injuring myself (it also means I am an absolute sook by the time I start to actually become aware of pain because I am not used to most of it being at the level that most people get).

The latter is the problem wherein the message of pain is not getting through, until it builds up to a sufficient threshold amount, and then – then, dear readers – it appears all at once. Then you go from thinking, “Something doesn’t feel right…” to “Oh god, I have to pass out and/or throw up, oh god”. This happened to me a couple of days ago. I have endometriosis, which has only recently returned after a surgical treatment kept it in abeyance for a couple of years. I also buckled my shoulder on bench (bendy gymster ladies: do not do higher weights when you have your period if you’re hypermobile. Progesterone makes your collagen even stretchier than it normally is. You think your form is great, and it is, but only for a person whose joints stay where they are damn well told… my wrist shifted, my shoulder buckled, my target region was then way off, and at this point the weight was moving).

The shoulder injury felt really mild. A twinge here, a bit of a stabbing or shooting pain there. Still, I know my body well enough to know that even a mild joint injury needs to be checked out, because I can’t trust a mild message of pain. So I took it to the physio, who drew certain conclusions, and started taping it.

Meanwhile, my endometriosis was bubbling away in the background (so to speak). While my physio was taping my shoulder, the endo-pain suddenly reached threshold and crashed over me. My blood pressure plummeted. My stomach rolled. “IamverysorryIneedtoliedownrightnowIamgoingtopassout.” The physio helped me out and, at my request, fetched some water and a barley sugar (yes, I’m on keto. Still, a quick hit of glucose will restore tanking blood pressure and help settle nausea. Needs must, etc.).

And at that point, my shoulder started hurting properly. “We’ve reached critical mass so now you get to feel everything,” says my pain processing system happily, and now my shoulder felt like a real injury and it’s a good thing I went to a physio instead of worrying that I was overreacting.

Now, the intentions of “Pain is weakness leaving your body!” as a trope are basically to drive you to keep pushing, keep working, keep building, even when it seems hard, and those are in many ways good impulses. In order to build muscle strength and fitness, you have to push your body to the point of mild damage (micro-tears in the muscle) to send the message to your central nervous system that you’d like to build more muscle, please. If you stop when it seems hard, you will not improve. Progressive overload is the way to go.

The problem is that not everyone is good at interpreting pain. I like to think I have become something of a connoisseur, because I have to pick apart some very quiet and subtle messages. I have friends with fibromyalgia who have the opposite problem, where their bodies are shouting at them all the time and they have to sift through all the noise to work out where the damage is and how much they have to listen to (if they wish to exercise).

My body’s pain message says things like, “Excuse me, I don’t mean to bother you, I mean, only if you’ve got a moment, but if you’re not busy, maybe I should tell you – I mean, is it important? Really? – but I should probably mention: the house is on fire.”

That’s until we get to critical mass, at which point my quiet and gently spoken system turns into a complete arsehole. “I TOLD YOU THE HOUSE WAS ON FIRE AND YOU DIDN’T LISTEN! ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING?”


(please note, I am not implying that people with fibro are sooking; quite the opposite. They are experiencing extreme phenomenal pain. It just doesn’t mean that there is corresponding damage. The fact that many learn to ignore high levels of pain and go about their lives anyway is extraordinary. Some hypermobility sufferers also get to a point of chronic pain where they have to learn that pain does not always mean damage. I am not at that point yet. I consider myself very fortunate)

A better option: pain is a message you need to interpret. Sometimes you need to push a bit further. Sometimes you need to stop and hand out some TLC to your body so that you can push further next time – and maybe ask for advice on form or technique so that pain doesn’t happen next time.


The response: Do I really need to explain why this is toxic? Anything that teaches you to hate any part of your body is probably not going to be great for you in the long run, and our society’s horrendously unhealthy obsession with fat and the locations and amounts thereof is all about building a really shitty, self-loathing relationship with your body. I do not think there is anything redeeming in this message. If people want to lose fat and change up their body composition, that’s their personal choice (my body is doing those things at the moment); but doing it via hate is, in the long run, a problem. It also leads people to start hating on other fat people, some of whom have made different choices (and some who have made exactly the same choices), because they’ve learned to hate fat and they no longer seem to care exactly whose fat they are hating.

There’s an in-group/out-group phenomenon that cuts in, not to mention the “good fatty/bad fatty” dichotomy.

I do not believe that being fat is inherently unhealthy, or metabolically healthy obesity would not be a thing (and it is not even a particularly rare thing). Having said that, if someone decides that they want to give it a shot at changing up the system, they can do it without hating on their body.

To be a bit confessional, way back in the past I have hit the gym in an attempt to lose weight. I have, in the past, declared war on my body. I have certainly felt disgust at my squishy parts. The end result was that I didn’t enjoy working out. I didn’t enjoy moving my body as much because it was an act of aggression, and not one of achievement. I have pushed myself based on these impulses – and guess what! It didn’t work. In fact, not only did it not work, but it made me feel even worse about my body. It meant I started noticing and obsessing over my perceived flaws, and started wanting really quick results to justify all this adrenaline and frustration. When I was focusing on those results, I wasn’t focusing on getting fitter and stronger – the things that make me happy about gym – and even the endorphin high wasn’t as much fun.

This is, of course, just my experience.

A better option: Going keto means that I’ve actually increased the ability of my body to use stored fat as an energy source – something that it was very inefficient about before. So, if I think about the fact that my body fat percentage is going to decrease as a result of my exercise, I think of it mostly as using fat. Hurrah, my body has stored up energy and now I am using it to do things. It’s fuel. I actually don’t want to stash it, to be honest, because I’ve internalised the same conflicting body crap that most of us have, and I haven’t completely got past that; but thinking of it as “insulation” (because I do get colder without it), or “padding” (because goddamn my knees are bony now that I have lost some of it, I now sleep with a pillow between my knees), or “fuel” (because now I can run and use it to keep going and going and going) is about eight hundred times better than thinking of it as disgusting or repulsive or something dreadful.

I could also think of it as “buoyancy assistance”, but actually that irritates me in diving and is not a positive thing (divers will spot the pun there). If, however, you like to float, then it would be a good thing!


In the long run, I think these sorts of tropes are harmful, not just in terms of one’s relationship to one’s body, but in the way one thinks of health and fitness. I think they can lead to injury (ignoring pain), disordered relationships with food and your body (hating on your body fat) and difficulties with long-term planning and identity (new you/old you).

On top of that, though, I think it’s simply bad PR. People are turned off by gym culture for a lot of reasons, but these sorts of tropes have a lot to answer for. They don’t make gyms welcoming – they make them intimidating. They make them seem like temples to judgement and desperation, rather than potentially fun places to work out, and they absolutely can be the latter.

This is a real problem: while my gym has been very welcoming and friendly and judgement-free, not all gyms are so good. I’ve heard tales of women copping abuse in the weights room, newbies getting laughed at and fat people of any gender copping abuse in pretty much any part of the gym, no matter how experienced/fit/strong they are. How is this helpful?

I want more people in my gym. I want a mix of body types and genders and levels of experience. I want people to feel comfortable asking questions of the staff. Alright, yes, a packed gym can be a pain, but then the answer is for someone else to come along and open another gym. I don’t want people to think that everyone is staring at them for being fat or inexperienced or female. I don’t want them to think they have to ignore pain, or apologise for their fat bodies, or change their identities to enjoy the gym. I want people to feel welcome and enjoy this particular option for exercise.

So, next time, just to make things a bit more positive, I’m going to try and dig out the gym tropes I do like, and share those.